Monday, July 18, 2016
Amityville: It's About Time (1992)
In the wee morning hours, the clock drills down into the mantle to secure it's place in the home. Strange things begin happening immediately. Rusty sees a different room in place of the living room when he flips on the lights. Virginal Lisa begins dressing like she's an extra in a 90s hair metal video, and Jacob is attacked by a neighbors dog while on a jog.
Jacob's ex doesn't feel right about leaving him alone. That's not a great decision especially since Jacob is actually on the path to glowering, hobbling, possession,and a nasty infection in his dog bites. Because it is no ordinary clock that Jacob brought home. It is the Amityville house clock. That's right. They've officially run out of ideas. This movie doesn't even take place in Amityville, but across the country in California.
This could be named anything because it really has nothing to do with Amityville. The home is modern, but they show us that the two upstairs windows look like the windows in the original home. Well, they don't really because the home is modern, but they're in a similar area of the house. Nothing original about this one.