Sunday, October 28, 2012

Rosewood Lane (2011)

This looked promising as the plot revolves around a Doctor who moves into her deceased fathers home and starts having trouble with the psycho paperboy.  Who doesn't love movies where the paperboy is the bad guy?

The problem is the Doc, who is a radio therapist, is an annoying idiot.  Someone has been in the house!  Does she call the cops... or call her ex-boyfriend who lives in the city?  Does she get a large dog... or get a cat which she tries to teach to go through the human sized cat door?!  Does she install security cameras, change the locks, and get an alarm system... or just hope it doesn't happen again?  Arrrrggghhh!!!

We couldn't watch it because she was so stupid.  Nowadays you can use video to capture images of any unwanted intruders. So when the police don't believe you and the suspects parents say he was home in bed, you can whip out the video that shows someone who looks just like him in the house.  Dang, woman!  Protect yourself!  The neighbors live in fear of the kid and won't back up your story to the police because they're afraid they'll be targeted.

We couldn't take it anymore.  So we fast forwarded to see how the movie ended. Oh, there's a twist. Imagine that.

The biggest question is what happened to Rose McGowan's face?  The poor lady has massive collagen lips and reminded me of Lindsay Lohan, which is never a good thing.  It's especially apparent from the side where her collagen duck lips noticeably stick out from her face.  Why does everyone do this?  It  makes their face look weird.  It's not a good thing to look just like everyone else, especially when it's fake and stupid looking.  She used to look attractive, now she just looks strange.

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