Saturday, March 8, 2008

Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1991)

A random woman gives birth - with her pants on - to Tommy, the child of an alien being. The child has the anti-life equation in his head, which is some sort of mathematical formula.

When the child gets into grade school, Secundus returns to take the formula from his head. Abraxas, the good guy, also returns to earth to save Tommy and his mom. Havoc ensues as Abraxas and Secundus fight in slow motion while eighties style soft rock instrumentals underscore the ridiculousness of the scene. Truly horrible.

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