Sunday, September 25, 2016
Nicholas Cage - looking like the lead singer of Nickelback - is Milton, a man who's escaped from hell in a souped up muscle car. He's come back to Earth to avenge the death of his daughter at the hands of a satan worshipping cult, and rescue his granddaughter before the cult can sacrifice her.
Milton teams up with Piper after he saves her from her abusive boyfriend. Piper isn't your normal helpless female, although she appears young and helpless. She drives muscle cars and isn't afraid to throw punches or shoot cops, if needed.
The two are tracking Jonah King, leader of the cult. On their tail are the police and the Accountant, who plans on bringing Milton back to hell.
This is one weird messed up movie. In one scene Cage has a gun battle and dives about the room while having sex with a waitress. The Accountant has the most amusing scenes and Fitchner gives the best performance in the film. Also watch for Tom Atkins as the Sheriff as it's always good to see him show up.
Sunday, September 11, 2016
The majority of the movie is the two main characters driving around, talking to each other, and occasionally shooting zombies. Only two characters don't come off as total jerks, and overall the movie isn't that interesting.